L & C Shipping Lines Answering Machine At The Mental Hospital...?

Answering machine at the Mental Hospital...? - l & c shipping lines

Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline ...

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press you for the 2nd

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what they want. Stay in line, so that we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, will be at 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it does not matter which number you press, no one answers.

If you are dyslexic, press 9,696,969,696,969,696th

If you suffer from nervous disorders, please play with the hash key until a representative comes on line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, birth date, social security number and the maiden name of his mother.

If you post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carPress efully 0 0 0.

If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the signal.

When you press a loss of short-term memory, 9th

When you press a loss of short-term memory, 9th

When you press a loss of short-term memory, 9th

When you press a loss of short-term memory, 9th

If you have little self self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk.